(Source: paleacidkids, via bakeryhailey)

Tags: Aliens Exist

glasscoffin:

asgardreid:

infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

"I’d rather insects be more comfortable than Brown people"

Also, the argument doesn’t really pan out in our current situation anyway, where most independently run beehives that produce local honey are helping ensure bees LIVE.

Joke of the day.

tyleroakleyisthebae:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

😂

(Source: flyingscotsman, via spiders-and-striders)

Tags: Jokes Lol Classy

(Source: its-salah, via extremeskeleton)

kingsleyyy:

No lunch for me today.

I’m on a new diet called “I have five dollars until Friday.”

(via nathoniousmook)

guitardedretarist:

Date tonight and I have $1.27 in my pocket. Those are always fun. XD

Stayed up all night watching Disney and Pixar movies, talking, and making out. Didn’t lead to sex. I actually prefer it that way. Gah, I’m all smitten like a teenager. XD It’s 5am now and I guess I should get some sleep. 

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

(via spiders-and-striders)

Date tonight and I have $1.27 in my pocket. Those are always fun. XD

churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

(via spiders-and-striders)

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

I’ve done this like 50 times. 

(via ghostly-boo)